This Year, Let's Have A Good, Clean Race For Once
By: Binary
Everyone make a car for a 600m county fair soapbox derby: name+number 0-8 cheats. Then race! Roll 2d10 every turn. 1st+cheats: # x 10 meters moved. 2nd<=cheats: that cheat# blows up in your face and you lose. If all characters lose, the fair is ruined, and all players win.